Stratford Soldiers vs. E19 Posse Beef | Famalam
# Stratford Soldiers vs. E19 Posse Beef | Famalam
## The Warning Message
Yo, this is a message for the so-called Stratford Soldiers from the E19 Posse. We heard you’ve been stepping on our turf. Try it again and you’ll get SMOKED, fam!
## Response to the Warning
Hey, E19 pussies. Look where we are, we’re in your postcode and I don’t see you doing nothing about it! Maybe cos you’re too stupid to actually read the street signs, innit? Message over.
## Clarifying Misunderstandings
Firstly, you pulled some bold moves coming on our turf. Secondly, what you said about us not being able to read, that’s actually pretty offensive, fam. Yeah? Cos our mandem Darren has got dyslexia and it’s been holding him back at school for a while now, so don’t say it again!
## Revealing Personal Struggles
We didn’t actually know about Darren’s dyslexia. That’s obviously not great, and we wish him all the best with his daily struggles. And we weren’t going to mention this, yeah, but our boy Jake here… Raise your hand, Jake. His mum’s in a wheelchair and he’s actually been her carer since he was 12 years old. So you accusing him of not being sensitive to disability issues is actually quite upsetting.
## Extending an Olive Branch
Look, no lies, we just want to say we had no idea about Jake’s mum being in a wheelchair. I’ve actually got a bunch of pamphlets here about dealing with difficult issues in your personal life. They’ve got bare information in them. I know we said you can’t come on our turf, but I’m going to leave them on the side of Breadnut Road and Sutton Street, so if you do want to come and take a look, that would be cool, fam.
## The Lemon Sponge Cake
We got your pamphlets, yeah? And we left you a lemon sponge cake there by way of a thank you. Stratford Soldiers, where did you man get that sponge cake? It was bare moist and light. E19 Posse, you’re not going to believe this, yeah, but I actually baked it myself. I’d tell you the secret of my moist lemon sponge, but then I have to probably kill you. Message over.
## The Final Challenge
So you’re threatening to kill us now? Is it? Listen, fuck your recipe. Bring your cake to the wall, fam. Your cake was dead! You’re not Mr Kipling! That’s…!
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